Lilly's Two Dollar Bill



For years Diva Le Strange has gone far beyond the confines of gravity in her relentless pursuit of stardom. In her quest for the ultimate high she brings the experience of the hopelessly addicted as she desperately searches the glittering galaxies for  her alloted  fifteen minutes of fame. She is ready to bribe any and all in her efforts to climb aboard the Twinkle Star Ship and rocket above the common ground. To make good on that promise, here is the Naughty Astronautess two dollar bill. Copy, paste and down-load this little honey to your favorite program where you can conveniently print a bunch'a bills for your general consumption.

If you land in the clink as a result of this scam Lilly will have to  disavow all responsibility but.... She will visit any inmates-on alternate Thursdays,  and remarkably enough, our Lil has had a 47% success rate with her "file in the cake" rehab program.
 
She is also available for concerts benefiting  the woefully incarcerated. In response to her performance of "Peckers in Deep Space" at a  fund raiser for "The New Jersey 7" a riot broke out in the mosh pit and the ravers burnt down the Super Hole Stadium in Hoboken. This was not generally considered way cool by the authorities but the moshers sorta felt it was kinda ultimate like headbanging and stuff.  
 

 

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